The Post Thread.

**nG|Sharkbait** · #41 06-16-2009, 02:06 AM

Evan has plans to be a cop so he must study... Cannabis

**EvanAzzo** · #42 06-16-2009, 02:53 AM

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Originally Posted by Sharkbait

Evan has plans to be a cop so he must study... Cannabis

Been there done that smoked that quit that.

**Kaladel** · #43 06-18-2009, 07:51 AM

I went and registered with the college I'll be attending today and found out that if I passed all of my AP tests then I'll only have to take three or four classes to attain my AA degree

. I also found out that the campus I'm attending doesn't have a gym

... so I'm gonna have to actually spend money on a membership.

**nG|Failure** · #44 06-18-2009, 12:51 PM

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Originally Posted by Kaladel

I went and registered with the college I'll be attending today and found out that if I passed all of my AP tests then I'll only have to take three or four classes to attain my AA degree

. I also found out that the campus I'm attending doesn't have a gym

... so I'm gonna have to actually spend money on a membership.

I actually work out at a local church for free

**EvanAzzo** · #45 06-19-2009, 01:18 PM

I nailed my english exams ass to the wall. Yay me

**EvanAzzo** · #46 06-20-2009, 03:16 AM

Double post but I had to share.

**Moron** · #47 06-20-2009, 04:06 AM

ROFL evan that is hilarious!

**Kaladel** · #48 06-20-2009, 06:56 AM

That's awesome evan

, seems like something you'd see in a "fanboys" comic,,,

**nG|Failure** · #49 06-20-2009, 01:56 PM

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Originally Posted by EvanAzzo

Double post but I had to share.

Thanks I needed that Laugh... I might start a funny pics thread...

**EvanAzzo** · #50 07-02-2009, 05:06 PM

"Outside Bristol Zoo is the car park, with spaces for 150 cars and 8 coaches. It has been manned 6 days a week for 23 years by the same charming and very polite car park attendant with the ticket machine. The charges are £1. per car and £5. per coach.
On Monday 1 June, he did not turn up for work. Bristol Zoo management phoned Bristol City Council to ask them to send a replacement parking attendant.
The Council said "That car park is your responsibility."
The Zoo said "The attendant was employed by the City Council... wasn't he?"
The Council said "What attendant?"
Gone missing from his home is a man who has been taking daily the car park fees amounting to about £400. per day for the last 23 years...!
Total sum 2.9 million

**nG|Jack** · #51 07-02-2009, 05:22 PM

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Originally Posted by EvanAzzo

"Outside Bristol Zoo is the car park, with spaces for 150 cars and 8 coaches. It has been manned 6 days a week for 23 years by the same charming and very polite car park attendant with the ticket machine. The charges are £1. per car and £5. per coach.
On Monday 1 June, he did not turn up for work. Bristol Zoo management phoned Bristol City Council to ask them to send a replacement parking attendant.
The Council said "That car park is your responsibility."
The Zoo said "The attendant was employed by the City Council... wasn't he?"
The Council said "What attendant?"
Gone missing from his home is a man who has been taking daily the car park fees amounting to about £400. per day for the last 23 years...!
Total sum 2.9 million

That's absolutely amazing. Props to the guy for letting that scam last so long. In fact, I'm not even sure it was a scam. In order for him to take the money he had to have kept watch over the parking lot and reduce theft.

I know for a fact if I were a police officer and found him I would pat him on the back and let him walk away. He earned that.

**Moron** · #52 07-02-2009, 05:59 PM

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Originally Posted by Jack

That's absolutely amazing. Props to the guy for letting that scam last so long. In fact, I'm not even sure it was a scam. In order for him to take the money he had to have kept watch over the parking lot and reduce theft.

I know for a fact if I were a police officer and found him I would pat him on the back and let him walk away. He earned that.

thats why you're not a police officer :P

but that story is pretty awesome

**EvanAzzo** · #53 07-03-2009, 03:48 PM

YouTube - PRANK: Stripping a Jeep Guy strips down his friends Jeep while he watches a movie.

**Kaladel** · #54 07-08-2009, 04:59 AM

In the interest of keeping this thread going:

I'm considering quitting my job at Pizza Hut if the Local Starbucks is still hiring (my dad goes in there enough to know ahead of time when they're about to lose somebody

)

Also I'm about to join a gym and hopefully get back the muscle that I've lost and get a little skinnier --when I get to a point past my old max (230lb.), I'll be sure to brag about it

...

**EvanAzzo** · #55 07-08-2009, 05:01 AM

I just work out at home...

I wish someone around here was hiring. No job for me D:

**Kaladel** · #56 07-08-2009, 05:05 AM

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Originally Posted by EvanAzzo

I just work out at home...

I have a motivation problem with things like that. I'm not really good at making myself do something physical at home (same reason I didn't get my PE credit in ninth grade and had to take the class in twelfth...internet classses

). But I know that if I pay money for it then I'll e sure stick with it and actually get something done

**EvanAzzo** · #57 07-08-2009, 05:20 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kaladel

I have a motivation problem with things like that. I'm not really good at making myself do something physical at home (same reason I didn't get my PE credit in ninth grade and had to take the class in twelfth...internet classses

). But I know that if I pay money for it then I'll e sure stick with it and actually get something done

Hmmm may explain why I've blown off a lot of exercising this week.

**Moron** · #58 07-08-2009, 10:22 AM

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Originally Posted by Kaladel

Also I'm about to join a gym and hopefully get back the muscle that I've lost and get a little skinnier --when I get to a point past my old max (230lb.), I'll be sure to brag about it

...

thats good to hear kal! recently (yesterday lol) i starting waking up every day at 5:30 am to go run and work out at home and so far so good, but like you i have a motivation problem so i hope i stick with it

**EvanAzzo** · #59 07-08-2009, 12:08 PM

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Originally Posted by Moron

thats good to hear kal! recently (yesterday lol) i starting waking up every day at 5:30 am to go run and work out at home and so far so good, but like you i have a motivation problem so i hope i stick with it

I just got up and read waking up as wanking and promptly lol'd really hard.

**nG|Jack** · #60 07-08-2009, 02:27 PM

That's terrible, Evan. Anyways, P90X is still destroying me, but I'm noticing a good deal of improvement.

I've managed to pick up a few random jobs around the house and scorekeeping at the local ballfield watching older men play softball. It's all entertaining.

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